So I was at my gurls hous playing sonic when the pone rang. It was szome guy fro m ebay asking if i want a sonic game. I said "fuck yea son" and it was delivred to my door the nextday. i loded up sonic and ther was someting rong with sonics face. it was coverd in blood! On the botom of the screen it said UR NEXT!!!!1! and i turned the game off.
I decided to play tetris instead so i loded up tetris and the title screen has sonic covered in blod!!!!
I shut off the game and went upstairs where there was sonic.exe waitin in my room to kill me!
Sonic.exe said "time to killed people" and jumped on me, turning me into a tetris block. Now i live my days as a tetris bloc.
THE END.